So I was messing around with my shoulder pets. You know, those 20-something shoulder pets that I have in my vault. As you may already know, I am an avid collector of those pets. I just enjoy how they sit perched on my shoulders as I go about my day.
Sometimes they whisper promises of glory and riches to me, but I’m not sure if I should always listen.
“The Eastern Deadlands. You want to go to the Eastern Deadlands.” One time I followed that advice and was made into human jam. I was basically breakfast spread for Fyakki’s and their toast – or whatever they eat for breakfast. Hold on, if it’s never morning in the Deadlands, do they eat breakfast? That’s something I’ll have to research another time.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was messing around finding the perfect combination of pets on my shoulders, when all of a sudden, my cow and my spider pets had cloned themselves and become to mutated pets. I kid you no!
I mean, just look at the screenshot. What even is this!
I thought it was funny, until they began making creepy, hissing sounds, as if they could just swallow me whole. It’s not really funny anymore. Please get them off me. I’m serious. Hello? ANYONE THERE? HELP!